Funny Real Estate Memes
When Your Friend’s Mortgage Advice Is Just YouTube Buzzwords
We all have that one friend who tries to sound like an expert but is really just repeating buzzwords. Mortgages...
When Hiring A “Family Friend” Realtor Goes Wrong
Funny on TV, not so funny in real life. The right realtor can make or break your home search, and...
Not Cut Out for Construction
Fixer-uppers can look like a fun idea for some, but the projects pile up fast if you’re not handy. Whether...
When the Mortgage Lender Verifies Your Job
George invented Vandelay Industries… but in real life, lenders always check. If you’re planning to buy a home, I can...
Finding Out Your Annoying Ex Is Moving In Next Door
The house can be perfect, but the neighbors? That’s another story. 🏡 While I can’t pick your neighbors, I can...
The “Back in My Day” Mortgage Tips
Not all mortgage advice holds up over time. If you want today’s rules and a quick preapproval, DM me and...
When You Realize Why It Was Priced So Low
While I can’t prevent neon sign surprises, I can help you get preapproved and guide you through the mortgage process,...
When Skipping the Home Inspection Backfires: It’s Arrested Development
Before you buy a home, make sure you’ve got all your bases covered. Missing key steps like getting preapproved early...
VA Funding Fee Exemptions
If you’re planning to use a VA loan, there is usually a one-time funding fee included in the loan. This...
What Not to Do During the Mortgage Process
Making a big purchase during the mortgage process, like a new boat, can cause confusion, delays, or even hurt your...
Not all home loan situations are simple, and that’s okay.
You don’t need perfect paperwork or a traditional job to apply for a home loan. I can help you figure...
When the loan qualification call takes a slight detour
Mortgage conversations don’t always stay on topic, and that’s okay. My job is to keep things moving and make the...
Buy Your First Home With Little To No Money Down
You don’t have to rely on sketchy backup plans or hope someone “finds the money.” There are real options out...
Homebuyers Are Ditching Banks – Here’s Why
As a mortgage broker, I work with over 270 different lenders, including many with more flexible guidelines than traditional banks....
Buying A Home When You’re Your Own Boss
If you’re self-employed, getting a mortgage isn’t impossible… but it usually comes with a few extra questions (and probably a...
How NOT To Start The Home Loan Process
Clicked one button… now you’re in a call center’s group chat. Pro tip: Not all “get prequalified” buttons are created...
Surviving Preapproval
Getting preapproved is a great first step. But opening a new credit card (or financing anything big) can totally mess...
Online Mortgage Calculator Humor
Online mortgage calculators are great… until they tell you your budget is $200k in a market where the average home...